Me: I’m gonna come find you when you’re all old and soggy and wrinkled JUST so I can look at you - in your shriveled, hunched self, and be like ”Ahaaa! You an ollllddd mofuggah nao!”
You: Ahaha what?! Ok ok ok fine, and then you’d sit with me.
Me: And then I’d sit with you, and talk and keep you company.
You: And then you’d…you’d forget how to stand up..
Me: Is that so?
You: You’d forget how to leave me, and you’d stay.
Me: I most probably definitely will forget everything, the day I see you again..
always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex